Weekend (Listening to: Hometown Glory, Adele)

I'm in kind of a weird mood.
Salamander's boyfriend (they're in an open relationship) has been hitting on me. And the attention is nice, and he's a nice enough person I guess, and I suppose he has a great body, but he sort of creeps me out. He's hooked up with the majority of my friends, for one, and for another, the whole open relationship thing kind of freaks me out. My Alaskan friend who stayed with me over break hooked up with him, my friend who went to Germany hooked up with him, and Carmen San Diego has also. Along with a long list of girls and boys (According to Salamander he's probably not bisexual, but just horny) I don't know and will probably never meet. Did I mention he and Salamander had sex for the first time less than a week ago?
Anyways, the one rule Salamander has with him is no sex with other people. Anything but is fine. And sex is defined as intercourse, anal and oral are a-okay. Which freaks me out more.
I've only met him two or three times, and already he seems to be targeting me as his next catch. When we were high on New Years, my Alaskan friend and my other friend and I were lying in his bed in his dad's house (his dad wasn't home), and he was sort of making the rounds as the "communal boyfriend." I can't remember for sure but I'm pretty sure he felt me up.
A brief history:
1. Beginning of summer kick-off barbecue: he makes an appearance. Salamander and he discuss the rankings of all the girls present in ranks of attractiveness. Wendy is placed number one, according to Salamander and the Communal Boyfriend (I guess we can just call him that now).
2. New Years: He spends all night either hooking up with my Alaskan friend (We can call her Forty Cows, I can explain why later...she's not obese or anything) or telling Wendy she is "heartbreakingly adorable", telling her her eyes look sad, touching her face, ears and nose, or feeling her up in other less pg manners. Wendy is high out of her mind and doesn't really see a problem.
3. Last Night: volunteers for a photo shoot Carmen is doing of Wendy, (Wendy and Art School Boy broke the ice with a romantic photo shoot at art school), and suggests Wendy and he hang out sometime one on one after crew.

Oh that's some other news, I went to National Portfolio day today with Carmen and my other friend, Jewel (who has also hooked up several times with Communal Boyfriend, coincidentally), and Carmen had some pictures from a photo shoot she did with me at the beginning of the school year. I had to leave early to make it to the memorial service for a girl from my grade I knew who died over break, but according to Carmen there were some rave reviews about my modeling in her photos. One college rep asked if the girl in the pictures acted, because there was phenomenal depth to her expressions, and said that I had the perfect model's body and insisted that Carmen use me again. All the reps said that a few of her photos could be high fashion photography.
So Carmen and I were brainstorming photo shoot ideas last night, and Communal Boyfriend got wind and said: I'm first in line if you need a boy.
Which Carmen took him up on.
Which means I may have to kiss him.
Which may give him the wrong idea.

I wish we had another option.
I wish I weren't so lonely. It would make this an easier decision.